POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced
the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following
symptoms in female humans:
*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
This was a public service announcement ...
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair
the ability to use common sense.
Be careful out there ladies.
15 comments:
Well...NOW you tell me!
It's already too late for me. I'm too far addicted. And it feels sooo good!
~Lisa
word verification: dogish
WTH?? It's supposed to say 'horseish!' hmmpph!
Undoubtedly this is too true.
Do you know if there is a 12-step program to help combat the addiction?
Naaahhhh, I don't want that!
It is SOOOOO too late for me *grin*. I am TOAST (most definitely :oD
Kinda late to tell me that. Anyway , I'm already to happy .. in this "addiction" !
Holy NOW they come out with this announcement!
Ahh well at least for those of us who have been dealing with this disease (addiction is a disease!) for years, there will be more public understanding of our affliction, and maybe…some day…people will stop staring at me when I pump gas in my riding attire.
PS - confirmation word…sally? Interesting.
Well, now I finally know what is wrong with me! Can't wait to show this to J! Sydney, you had me LMAO!
Thanks for the smile :)
Have a great weekend! xo, misha
thats awesome! I know I have definitly been affected with this. And I wouldnt have it any other way.
Damn, I think I have this.
Uh oh.
Well that explains a lot.
:D
HAR!!!!Got it all pretty badly, my husband can attest~
I am so loving the music ...Bohemian Rhapsody!.. Totally sang it all..can't believe I know all the words.... from grade school!
Fun Sydney!
Xo
KK
I must come back after my beach trip and read of Juliette's post!
I left you a msg on my last post...about my farrier too! What is with them?
KK
It was the HAIR? I thought it was the slobber.
http://annkschin.blogspot.com/2009/11/girls-love-for-my-horse.html
I knew of one such girl who really loved her horse. But very sadly, she died very young/ I wrote the above post in memory of her.
Too late here too!
Oh my, this is what's wrong with me....have all the symptoms EXCEPT the reluctance to wear anything but boots....hm....might have to see bout that one! LOL! Woo HOO!
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