Look at how fat this sucker is! Never in my life have I seen chins on a squirrel.
I kept stalking this fatty all through willistead manor. He would zoom up a tree when I got too close but as soon as I was out of his range he would waddle back down the tree to eat acorns.
Anyone had roast squirrel? I bet he would make a nice juicy one.
Hes gotta have some mean fighting skills to beat off the other squirrels from the tasty morsels he finds. I bet that is it.
Oh Mr.Obese squirrel how cute you are. Please just be fat and have a nice, warm winter. Pleeaaasseee?