POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced
the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following
symptoms in female humans:
*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
This was a public service announcement ...
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair
the ability to use common sense.
Be careful out there ladies.