Friday, June 11, 2010

WARNING: POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR

POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced
the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following
symptoms in female humans:

*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

This was a public service announcement ...

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair
the ability to use common sense.

Be careful out there ladies.

15 comments:

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

Well...NOW you tell me!

It's already too late for me. I'm too far addicted. And it feels sooo good!


~Lisa

word verification: dogish

WTH?? It's supposed to say 'horseish!' hmmpph!

Dreaming said...

Undoubtedly this is too true.
Do you know if there is a 12-step program to help combat the addiction?
Naaahhhh, I don't want that!

Jen said...

It is SOOOOO too late for me *grin*. I am TOAST (most definitely :oD

rachel addison said...

Kinda late to tell me that. Anyway , I'm already to happy .. in this "addiction" !

Jayke said...

Holy NOW they come out with this announcement!

Ahh well at least for those of us who have been dealing with this disease (addiction is a disease!) for years, there will be more public understanding of our affliction, and maybe…some day…people will stop staring at me when I pump gas in my riding attire.

PS - confirmation word…sally? Interesting.

from my front porch... said...

Well, now I finally know what is wrong with me! Can't wait to show this to J! Sydney, you had me LMAO!
Thanks for the smile :)
Have a great weekend! xo, misha

Crystal said...

thats awesome! I know I have definitly been affected with this. And I wouldnt have it any other way.

Beth said...

Damn, I think I have this.

Mellimaus said...

Uh oh.
Well that explains a lot.
:D

allhorsestuff said...

HAR!!!!Got it all pretty badly, my husband can attest~

I am so loving the music ...Bohemian Rhapsody!.. Totally sang it all..can't believe I know all the words.... from grade school!
Fun Sydney!
Xo
KK

allhorsestuff said...

I must come back after my beach trip and read of Juliette's post!

I left you a msg on my last post...about my farrier too! What is with them?
KK

Breathe said...

It was the HAIR? I thought it was the slobber.

Ann said...

http://annkschin.blogspot.com/2009/11/girls-love-for-my-horse.html

I knew of one such girl who really loved her horse. But very sadly, she died very young/ I wrote the above post in memory of her.

Rising Rainbow said...

Too late here too!

LuLo Designs/Blue Eyed Tango said...

Oh my, this is what's wrong with me....have all the symptoms EXCEPT the reluctance to wear anything but boots....hm....might have to see bout that one! LOL! Woo HOO!

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